English Toffee Friday! Some Chocolate Jokes for You
Posted by
Sweet T on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 @ 09:41 AM
Happy Friday everyone! Hopefully your February is off to a great start and you're getting ready for Valentine's Day. Gentleman...don't procrastinate too long before buying your sweetie some english toffee. Ladies...fear not! Even if you man doesn't get you any, you know you can always pop over to our order page and treat yourself.
However, it's not quite the big day yet, so we wanted to leave you with a few laughs for the end of your week:
- If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
- The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! – Terry Moore
- Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
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Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why?
Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.
- A man found a bottle on the beach. He opened it and out popped a genie, who gave the man three wishes. The man wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women… Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
Have a good one!